8.10.2015

Monday Madness: S1 P8 (IT'S BAAACK)

(i don't know about you, but i'm excited that MM is back. it's been what, a month? so long. let's get this show on the road, people! booyah.)


"But -- but, that's unfair!" I yelled. "I wasn't even there. I went on the mission and I came back with everything you needed! The girl was here!"

"I understand that, Jon. But simply, the director needs someone to fire and we can't spare anyone else." Her voice was calm and irritating and I just wanted to... ugh. 

"Well, fine. I hate this place and I think the director is stupid and firing people is just..." I clenched my fists. "STUPID!!"

She rolled her eyes. I was fuming and this place was hot and I just needed to get out. I stomped out the door, slamming it for effect. Everyone's eyes were on  me as I walked through the halls. I figured they already knew what happened, but did they really have to stare? I hated it when people stared at me. 

I made my way to my room, and closed the door behind me. Finally. Alone. People were dumb and... and there was no reason to fire me. I did my job. I may not have done it very professionally and great, but I was a beginner. And it was my first mission! Of course I wouldn't do perfect. I sighed, looking down. There was a paper on the floor. I picked it up. It was just a note telling me that I had 48 hours to move out and find myself a place. Oh, fantastic. Just fantastic.

There was a rustle in the room. The lights were off and it was dark. I reached to my belt for a gun... finding it empty. Great, now what was I supposed to do? Use my fists? Well, that actually wasn't a bad idea. 

"Who's there?" I called out. "I'm not in the mood for... whatever you have in mind." Yeah. I wasn't the best at threats.

More rustling and a shape was moving towards me. Unless some dork was crawling on their knees to attempt to kill me or something, it wasn't a human. I flipped the light on. Beowulf walked towards me, whining. 

"You? Why does it have to be you?" I groaned. "You're one of the thin mints that got me in trouble! Now I'm fired." I ran a hand through his fur, scratching behind his ear. "I'm gonna have to travel to like Alaska or something. I'll freeze to death and avoid being a bother any longer. What do you think about that, huh? What do you think about that?"

I looked around the room. It wasn't going to be hard to pack all of it up, but I barely made enough on my paycheck to feed me well enough pay for the room. I'd need to find a job. And then what would I tell my dad? He always wanted me to be an agent. 

"Well, poop." I sat down in my computer chair, swirling it around. I stopped once I thought I heard a noise. I waited. There it was again. It was a knocking noise... on the window? I was like... seven stories up. I walked over to the window, moving the curtain out of the way.  There was... nothing. The second I opened the window, I was greeted with a gun. 

I slammed the window shut on the arm, making the gun go off. I was greeted with water to the chest and someone yelling. 

"OH MY GOSH, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??" The voice belonged to the rest of the arm. "YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FREAK OUT OR SOMETHING. NOT BREAK MY ARM TO SMITHEREENS." 


27 comments:

  1. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FREAK OUT OR SOMETHING.

    I FREAKED OUT. WOOO. ♥ this ♥ u. ugies. xx

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    1. SHE'S JUST LIKE ME. EXCEPT....she's going to be so much sassier. *reveals further information about the story if anyone reads the comment* XD I CANNOT WAIT. JON IS GONNA SASS AND SHE IS AND IT'LL BE LIKE... all the sass, man. I am too excited.

      WOO. yessssss. ♥ u right back ads

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  2. Gosh, I love your writing. <3

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    1. not as much as i love yours, jordayyyy. ♥

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  3. Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Monday Madness!

    You know, I almost called it Messy Mondays.....

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    1. I NOW REALIZE WHY I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS HESITANT ON NAMING IT MONDAY MADNESS. XDD I couldn't recall.

      I would have forgotten but I remembered just for you, Becca.

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    1. ....IS TOTALLY NOT AS GOOD AS YOURS. ♥ MUAH.

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  5. I AM DYINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    THIS IS PERFECTION OWCH OWCH OWCH IT IS SO STINKING GOOD WHAI


    OH MAN

    WHAT IS LIFE.

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    1. I'M KIND OF GLAD I GOT TO FIRE JON. NOT THAT HE'S A BAD AGENT, BUT... THERE'S SO MUCH IN STORE. MUAHHA. like working at a daycare center. just kidding. XDDDDD

      I LOVE YOU

      MONDAY COME QUICK SO I CAN READ HANNAH'S PART XDD

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  6. Hahahaha! That's perfect!!!
    xoxo
    Grace Anne // http://totallygraced.blogspot.com/

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    1. I'm glad you think so, Grace Anne! *grins* ♥

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  7. YAY THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO START UP IT'S KICK BACK UP AGAIN I LOVE IT

    xoxo Morning

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    1. YAY MORNING YOU MAKE ME LAUGH

      i'm glad you love it. ♥ like man, that's some goodness right there.

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  8. BWAHAHAHA
    THIS IS SO PERFECT
    <3

    Spock: Very illogical reaction, Miss Dyslin.

    WHO CARES HUEHUE XD

    ~Lydia~ <3

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    1. HAHAHAH. True. Man. THANKS LYDIA DEAR. ♥ you da best.

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  9. everytime you post i know it's something so darn good and this is such a funny cute and perfect story i can't even whaaaat

    I LOVE IT <3<3

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    1. i'm crying because you are too good to me. what what. ♥ ♥

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  10. THIS IS PERFECT!
    I love your writing!
    -Jollygirl
    http://reflectionsofajollygirl.blogspot.com

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    1. SCREAM.

      you are the sweetest. i'm so glad. thank you. ♥

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  11. "You? Why does it have to be you?" I groaned. "You're one of the thin mints that got me in trouble! Now I'm fired." LITERALLY WHAT IS THIS EVEN. I love this story. I just do. ♥ *squeezes you and Hannah Joy* AHAHA, Oh man Jon is awesome I wuv him. like wHY ARE PEOPLE BEING SO UNFAIR TO POOR JON? This just isn't right. IT'S NOT RIGHT, I SAY! Whoa, knocking on the window seven stories up? That takes some serious talent, man. OMG THE LAST LINE OF THIS INSTALLMENT REVOLUTIONIZED MY LIFE. <3 thank you.

    CS!
    ♥, abbs

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    1. i'm crying because i needed someone to catch that line and it was you. ♥ I ADORE JON. MAN. just wait two weeks for the next piece of this crazy world. i'm beyond excited for it all. oh man.

      thank you for reading, dearie. oh man. thank you. ♥

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  12. WAIT SO THIS IS LIKE A SERIES THING. AHHHHH
    now I need to go back and read all of the things.
    so happy and excited for this. AH. (oh and by the way I actually read your comment way up there^ and- sassiness. yay.)

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    1. YEAH YOU CAN CLICK THE TOP PAGE THING THAT SAYS "MONDAY MADNESS" AND GET ALL THE GLORY AND PIECES :-D

      aw thanks. (totes fine. muahah. i hope you're excited ♥)

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