“WELL, IT’S NOT MY FAULT SOME….SOME WEIRDO IS STICKING THEIR ARM IN MY WINDOW.” I still held the window shut.
“You could,” she heaved. “Open the window and stop squishing my arm.”
“How do I know you’re not trying to kill me or something?!?”
“Even if I wanted to kill you, you would already be dead.
The gun went off when you slammed the window. What kind of agent does that? You
could have died!”
“What kind of agent am I?”
I argued. “What kind of agent are you? Water guns are harmless!”
“Uh huh, blame it on me. See, totally harmless. Now let me
in, my arms are killing me!”
I paused. I could let her in…or I couldn’t. I mean, she was
the one trying to break into my apartment. But then again, she used a water
gun. I already held the higher ground. And even if they did find her in my
apartment, I was already fired. It wouldn’t do that much harm.
“Fine,” I opened the window, taking the water gun out of her
hand, and then pulled her in.
“Whew,” She laughed. “It’s harder getting through windows
than I imagined.”
“Uh-huh.” I crossed my arms, and looked her up and down. She
was in all black, but her stocking hat didn’t cover her face. She had a freckled
face and wavy brown hair. And…she was taller than me. Which was surprising
because most girls were way shorter.
“Do you have any ice?” She asked. “My arm kind of hurts. It’s
a funny story. So I was trying to break in to this guy’s apartment and just
make him listen to what I have to say, and you know, you’d think a guy would be
surprised if you pulled a gun on him. But then this dork just slams the window
shut on my arm!”
I glared at her. “It’s not my fault some random…person! Shoved their arm in
my window. What was I supposed to do?”
“Haha, I don’t know…Maybe back off and let the mission go
smoothly?!?” She glared at me, but then broke out into a grin. “I’m… I’m sorry.
I am so bad at dramatic situations. But really, can I please have some ice?”
I just rolled my eyes. I was not in the mood for happy
people. You’d think a person breaking into your apartment would be a little
angry or something? But nooo, I had to get the one person who’d find everything
hilarious.
“So… what do you want with me?” I asked as I searched my
freezer for some ice. I only had frozen peas. That would work.
“Well, it’s rather what we want with you. See, I don’t work alone.
But anyway, we need you to come work on our team and basically hack into this…super
secure network.”
“Why choose me?” I handed her the peas and slumped down on
my couch. “I’m just a ‘dumb agent.’”
“Who said you’d be doing agent-work?” She smirked. “Besides,
we need you.”
“And what if I don’t want to help you?”
“Then you’re ridiculous and need to rethink your life.”
“Wow, thanks.” I sighed. I don’t know. I was just fired from
my job and I have to find some place to move and I have to explain this entire
situation to my father and… ugh. Way too overwhelming. But if this job paid… “What
do I get if I help you?”
“Everything this place has to offer and more.” She laughed,
walking over to the kitchen to put the peas back. “You joining?”
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join Hannah Joy next Monday (or perhaps the next; she'll just be getting back by then) for the next part! *grins*
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join Hannah Joy next Monday (or perhaps the next; she'll just be getting back by then) for the next part! *grins*
I loved this--also, the twist with the water gun. Genius.
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Hahah, thank you. :-D She'd be me as an agent.
Deletethis is amaze.
ReplyDeletep.s. sorry for not commenting I've had my computer taken away for like a million years.
you are amaze. ♥
Deletep.s. no prob bob. totally okay.
Ooh, I love this! So funny xD
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Hahahah, I am SO glad. *grins*
DeleteI love this, it's so funny :P
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a little bit of sunshine
If it makes you laugh, that's all that matters. :-D
Delete“I’m… I’m sorry. I am so bad at dramatic situations. But really, can I please have some ice?” <THIS IS SO PERFECT. wahahaaaa what even... oy. I also am really liking this plot twist!! Jon is not through -- yay. Is he gonna be a hacker? Hackers are so cute. ♥ EEP, CONTINUE SOON!
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YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST. I AM DYING. eugh. ♥ I think he is, but I don't really know. We'll have to see. Only three more posts till this season is over, I think. Woop woop.
Deleteyour dialogue? the bee's knees, my friend B-)
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE THE BEE'S KNEES. ♥♥♥ thank you times a million.
Deletethis is amaaazzingg, as your writing always is, but I think each time I read your words again it's like the first time again.
ReplyDeleteUGH WHO ARE YOUU. ♥♥ thank you so much, Lauren.
DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THIS <3 made my day so much better. you rock, cally xxx
I AM SO GLAD, LIS GIRL. you need all the good days you can get. ugh. ♥
Deletehelp me dying she is my new favorite character
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DeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MAN I LOVE THIS. “Then you’re ridiculous and need to rethink your life.” XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ReplyDeleteI adore her so much.
If anyone is reading this I will MOST LIKELY get the next part written today. :-D
I'm so glad you like her because I like her too. Eep. ♥
DeleteI hate this, because everytime you freaking introduce new characters to this thing, I need to draw them and I DON"T HAVE TIME.
ReplyDeletei can't bREATHE. I'M SO SORRY. XDDD
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